Sardarji SMS

• Sardarni: kurri jawan ho gai A,
  koi changa jeya munda wekho 26 saal da howay.
  
  Sardar: jay 26 saal da
  na milay te 13,13 de 2 le awan?

•  SarDar:
  Kakay ny Machar Kaha leya ay
  
  Bv:
  Haey_o_RABA! Jaldi Doctor nu
  Bulao,
  
  SarDar:
  Tu Tension na Lay,Me Kakay nu
  Mortin Pila ditta Ay 

•  Ek Sardar, Pathan k pas
  apney Betey ka rishta le k
  gaya......!!!!
  Pathan ko itna gussa aaya k
  us ne Sardar ko khoob maara,
  Akhir main Sardar sahab
  zameen se utha oor Kapre
  jhar k bola.....
  phir KHAN SAHAB main ap ki
  taraf se INKAAR
  samjhun...????? 

•  Ek sardar G ne najoomi se
  pocha:
  'kya m aglay janam m gadha bun
  sakta hon?
  Najoomi ne jawab diya:
  'mushkill hai q k aik hi
  facility baar baar nhi mil
  sakte